if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma
"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.
i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking